Paul Harvey Tribute Page Called,”If...”

Paul Harvey’s speech was broadcast by himself, none other than the legendary (And Long-lived and Prosperous, awarded MEDAL of Freedom in 2005 and many other...awards fellow. ABC Radio commentator Paul Harvey on April 3, 1965: If I were the Devil … I mean, if I were the Prince of Darkness, (beelzebub, lucifer, Dan Scratch!) I would of course, want to engulf the whole earth in darkness. I would have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree, so I should set about however necessary to take over the United States. I would begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: “Do as you please.” “Do as you please.” (As in “if it feels good…do it) To the young, I would whisper, “The Bible is a myth.” I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what is bad is good, and what is good is “square”. (Be Hellishly Angelic, Goody Two Shoes Is Not Cool!) In the ears of the young marrieds, I would whisper that work is debasing, (slavery, drudgery, no fun) that cocktail parties are good for you. (And the US Supreme Court,too! They get to “rub chaffed elbows” with some real characters, learning all about ineffable joys of being accepted as a liberal, so elite, so so…ineffable! ) I would caution them not to be extreme in religion, in patriotism, in moral conduct. (Go ahead, be a bamboo, this way, that way, as the wind blows! Stand for NOTHING, go along with the crowd to be popular!) And the old, I would teach to pray. I would teach them to say after me: “Our Father, which art in Washington” .(How about that C.O.L.A. on my Social Security I have not seen since 2008? Oh? Once is enough in 8 years? But a $10.10 Minimum Wage is what UNIONS crave because many receive a number times the minimum wage in CONTRACTS. Won’t that make HORSE MEAT DOG FOOD more expensive?) . . If I were the devil, I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull an uninteresting.(Venus Defiled! Make-Out Men Are KINGS!) I’d threaten T.V. with dirtier movies and vice versa. And then, if I were the devil, I’d get organized.I’d infiltrate unions and urge more loafing and less work, because idle hands usually work for me. I’d peddle narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. (PSSSST! Trying to score? I Got…But Hey, Ya Can’t Legalize Morality, or BAN liquor,.The Mob Will Sell the Booze Then…hello 1932 again!) And I’d tranquilize the rest with pills. (Designer Drugs Stay One Step Ahead of the Law and Get a Prescription,“Doctor, Please…some more of these…What a drag it is getting…clean and sober!) If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects but neglect to discipline emotions … (All You Need Is …Emotions, I FEEL Yo Pine! er… Yer PAIN!)let those (Let Those Emotions Run WILD,EMO! Let’s Go To A Rave!) run wild. I would designate an atheist to front for me before the highest courts in the land and I would get preachers to say “she’s right.” (Now Who Could Be That SPECIAL?) With flattery and promises of power, I could get the courts to rule what I construe as against God and in favor of pornography, and thus, (Hey, The Lawyers and Judges Say Porn Is FREE SPEECH!) I would evict God from the courthouse, and then from the (public) school house, (1962) and then from the houses of Congress (STILL there) and then, (Hold Your Breath For This One.) in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, (And You Know Who You Are! And Somepeople Liberation “Preaching”.) and I would deify science because that way men would become smart enough to create super weapons but not wise enough to control them.(Like those Wise Guys Were on "Planet Krypton” Climate Change Is Going To GET YOU! Buy Carbon Credits I’m Creating Out of Thin Air!) If I were Satan, I’d make the symbol of Easter an egg, (From the Pagan Fertility Spring Rite) and the symbol of Christmas, a bottle. (See Cute L'il Booze Ads at Christmas and Hanukkah Time!) If I were the devil, I would take from those who have and I would give to those who wanted, until (See 54,000 page IRS Manual) I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. (Many Get 32 hours to Work hard, No Over-time and NO Getting Ahead…WHAT? Your job is in India and some India guy just got your son’s job at WidgetCo?) And then, my police state would force everybody back to work. (HERE is your work schedule and THERE is where you will work for HOW much I say! I pick YOU up at 5 AM because all you have now is…BICYCLE!) Then, I could separate families, putting children in uniform, (Got Village? ‘Cus , It Takes a Village!) women in coal mines, and objectors in slave camps. (Got Gulag? Do Got FEMA Camps…) In other words, if I were Satan, I’d just keep on doing what he’s doing. Paul Harvey, Good Day. Paul Harvey Aurandt September 4, 1918 – February 28, 2009 From the 1950s through 2009, Harvey’s programs reached as many as 24 million people a week.His Paul Harvey News was Monday thru Friday on 1,200 radio stations, 400 Armed Forces Network stations and 300 newspapers. Fill-in hosts were Doug Limerick, Gil Gross, and his only offspring - Paul Harvey,Jr. who is credited for “The Rest of the Story”and a good many other contributions. #Paul Harvey#Barack Hussein Obama#FEMA Camps#$10.10 minimum wage